The Pigeon: Satire

Breaking @ The Pigeon: Annie Rupertus ’21 Illiterate

C.C. Servon • April 6, 2021

Students and teachers alike were shocked when the Rupertus family revealed that their oldest child, a star student and bibliophile extraordinaire, Annie Rupertus ‘21, does not know how to read. Annie...

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