Hello freshmen,

We are almost into our final quarter, with pressure rising we’re here to offer some fresh advice! By now you should know the rules – but if not :

Submit a question

We answer in a haiku  

Just for you, freshman 

Should I prioritize some assignments over other ones? – anonymous

Deadlines approach fast,

Tasks pile high, focus clear now,

First due, first conquered

I can’t stay awake in class, what do I do? – anonymous

Heavy eyelids droop,

Mind wanders through dreamy haze,

Engage, raise your hand

We also asked chatGPT to write a haiku about stopping procrastinating, here was its response:

Tasks await, don’t stall,

Time’s flow swift, heed its call,

Act now, lest you fall.

You will notice in the second line it is one syllable short! Even supercomputers make mistakes given another chance with the same question it replied:

Time whispers softly,

Tasks await with patient grace,

Act now, embrace life.

Thank you Mira Brodie for the amazing idea of haiku help.

Stay fresh,

Leah Pessin and Esme michaeloff